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Yummy! The Drive-Thru Review
It has always been a dream of mine to become a world renowned restaurant critic. However, you may have noticed those annoying signs on restaurant doors..."No shoes, No shirt, No service". I have a lot of shirts, just check out my fashion photos, shoes on the other paw, are out of the question. In my opinion, this is just another tactic used to repress and control our kind. Health code, schmealth code, its a conspiracy I tell you, but I digress (for more on my views regarding canine discrimination and other social injustices see my editorial, "No Dogs Allowed"). Anyway, deprived of the privilege of restaurant dining, but determined to pursue my dream. I have become the first and only Fast-Food Canine Connoisseur. Ahh, drive-thru service, the great equalizer. So here's the rundown:

The Colonel KFC©
As far as I am concerned, KFC© stands for "Kylie's Favorite Chicken", yuuummmm!! I don't know what the Colonel's recipe is ( I suppose that's why they call it a Secret Recipe), but its fur-lickin' good! Since chicken bones are off limits, I highly recommend the Crispy Strips!©

Burger Queen
Oooops!! I meant Burger King©... I am not impressed! Except perhaps with the french fries which are excellent if they happen to be hot, however they are usually served cold. The Kid's Meal, leaves much to be desired. My mom says I'm just bitter because I sent in a "Kids Club©" membership and they never sent my stuff. So to review, Burger King© bites!
The Double Buns

Did Somebody Say... McDonalds©
Then I say, Let's go! McDonalds© is McCool with McMe! The oldest and still the greasiest, you can't argue with success. Happy Meals© literally make me happy. What more can you ask from somebody handing you food through the car window?

Taco Bell© Taco Bell©
Ready to run for the border? I gave Taco Bell© my highest rating, its my favorite. Last time I was there they were so eager to please they gave me a complimentary soft taco. Maybe my reputation preceded me and they were trying to influence me, in which case my plan is working! Yo Quiero Taco Bell©!

Overall impression: One problem I've noticed at each of these restaurants is that the ordering apparatus, you know the box you talk into, is very inefficient. Sometimes it's too loud, sometimes there's static, but they can never understand me - I don't know why.

***Editor's Note: Kylie is in no way affiliated with any restaurant chain, nor does she have any interest in offending anyone. Remember, this is for entertainment purposes only. She's a Dog for goD's sake! Please don't sue us!

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