The Drive-Thru Review
It has always been a dream of mine to become a world renowned restaurant critic. However, you may have noticed those annoying signs on restaurant doors..."No shoes, No shirt, No service". I have a lot of shirts, just check out my fashion photos, shoes on the other paw, are out of the question. In my opinion, this is just another tactic used to repress and control our kind. Health code, schmealth code, its a conspiracy I tell you, but I digress (for more on my views regarding canine discrimination and other social injustices see my editorial, "No Dogs Allowed"). Anyway, deprived of the privilege of restaurant dining, but determined to pursue my dream. I have become the first and only Fast-Food Canine Connoisseur. Ahh, drive-thru service, the great equalizer. So here's the rundown:
Overall impression: One problem I've noticed at each of these restaurants is that the ordering apparatus, you know the box you talk into, is very inefficient. Sometimes it's too loud, sometimes there's static, but they can never understand me - I don't know why.
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