Squirrels-The Enemy!I would like to address a growing social concern, a problem that seems to plague society today - SQUIRRELS!
These evil little rodents must be stopped,
before they take over! My own family fails to realize the threat that
these destructive little vermin pose, so it is up to me to protect them.
This is difficult since mom always holds me back when I spot the enemy
and try to launch an attack. Those cowardly, yet quick little monsters
always retreat up into the trees, and so far I have only made it up about
three feet. So, I will continue to stand guard at my window sill and watch
them on a nearby roof top. They may taunt me, pointing and laughing at
me while they know I am inside and not a threat, but one of these days
when they least expect it, I will beat them to that tree, and they will
meet the wrath of Kylie.
To learn more about squirrels, my nemesis, visit the informative sight below. But I warn you, don't be taken in by those bushy tails or some amusing anecdote from a squirrel-loving human. Remember squirrels are our enemies!
I believe, judging by the spelling errors, this website is actually designed by squirrels. But it reveals important information and provides evidence about the plot of all squirrels to take over the world! Read up so that you can be prepared to fight back!
This guy is a bit of a zealot, to say the least, referring to squirrels as 'most destructive, vicious, dangerous animal in existence'. But he makes some excellent points in his Top Ten list outlining offensive squirrel behavior. He is not advocating any violence or abuse of squirrels, but simply allowing a forum for us to express our frustrations, relieve stress, and find answers to our squirrel problems. And he sells t-shirts!
Do I even need to go into how wrong this is?!
were harmed in the making of this web page.***
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