Squirrels-The Enemy!

I would like to address a growing social concern, a problem that seems to plague society today - SQUIRRELS!

These evil little rodents must be stopped, before they take over! My own family fails to realize the threat that these destructive little vermin pose, so it is up to me to protect them. This is difficult since mom always holds me back when I spot the enemy and try to launch an attack. Those cowardly, yet quick little monsters always retreat up into the trees, and so far I have only made it up about three feet. So, I will continue to stand guard at my window sill and watch them on a nearby roof top. They may taunt me, pointing and laughing at me while they know I am inside and not a threat, but one of these days when they least expect it, I will beat them to that tree, and they will meet the wrath of Kylie.

To learn more about squirrels, my nemesis, visit the informative sight below. But I warn you, don't be taken in by those bushy tails or some amusing anecdote from a squirrel-loving human. Remember squirrels are our enemies!

SQUIRREL LINKS

Scary Squirrel World
This site provides a terrifying glimpse into the world of squirrels and the threat that they pose with sections like 'Terror at Ten Feet.' It also answers the question, 'Are there squirrels in heaven?' I don't want to spoil it for you but I'd say the answer is obvious.

The Squirrel Clan

I believe, judging by the spelling errors, this website is actually designed by squirrels. But it reveals important information and provides evidence about the plot of all squirrels to take over the world! Read up so that you can be prepared to fight back!

The Squirrel Defamation League

This guy is a bit of a zealot, to say the least, referring to squirrels as 'most destructive, vicious, dangerous animal in existence'. But he makes some excellent points in his Top Ten list outlining offensive squirrel behavior. He is not advocating any violence or abuse of squirrels, but simply allowing a forum for us to express our frustrations, relieve stress, and find answers to our squirrel problems. And he sells t-shirts!

The Squirrel Lover's Club Home Page

Do I even need to go into how wrong this is?!