The Life of Kylie

We got a surprising bit of a break from the crazy heat today so I took a little stroll around the neighborhood.

            
taking a break in the shade                     was that a rabbit?!

I’ve started a new business.

Being the entrepreneur that I am it seemed like a great way to make some cool cash on a hot day. The only problem is that it is actually too hot to work outside and I’m not getting much foot traffic inside. So I had to jack up the price as much as the market would tolerate.

(unfortunately the cents sign was built in)

Then I got the idea to put out a tip jar with a friendly request, “TIPS (expected)”.

If I don’t start seeing more profits soon, I may have to switch to lemon martinis instead.

We are plotting against Kylie. She’s a bitch brat (actually if we’re being grammatically correct… anyway)! Kylie thinks she’s so great just because she has her own website, dogster.com page, and even a my space page!

It’s shameless self-promotion if you ask us. That’s why we encourage you to boycott Kylie! Boooooo Kylie!

Sometimes when it’s really hot I like to “put my top down”
to cool off. 

Around here, they call ’em
my flip-top ears! 

And sometimes they ‘rap’ for me (to the tune of “it’s tricky” by run dmc)… It’s flippy to walk around, to walk around with your ears back it’s flippy, yeah, yeah, it’s flippy!

..and chompin’ on his head!

     So I’m trying to enjoy a sunday afternoon siesta on my cot outside…

and my mom made me come inside and she wouldn’t even let me lounge in my window seat.

She said she had a good reason.  

She says I get a little crazy from the heat!

maybe she’s right.

Have you heard of Dogster? It’s like “my space” for dogs, but I think it’s been around longer than my space. Obviously, I was ahead of the times – I have had my own ‘space’ on the internet for years! Still I was feeling left out, so finally I now have a page on Dogster!

My Dogster Id is 338356

So far I only have 14 pals, but I’m working on my social skills! In the meantime, please stop by and give me a bone (I only have 8 of those so far)!

Hello America! Just wanted to wish you a safe & happy Independence Day!

From your favorite patriotic pup!

I’m finally sharing a night at the drive in with you in pictures!

   ..loaded up and ready to go!

   Wow! it’s pretty crowded.

   This looks like a good spot.

   Time to start the show!

The movies we saw, “Click,” and “The Breakup” were pretty crappy, however I got some corn dog and some popcorn! Oh, and there were cats everywhere! Which is way more exciting than Adam Sandler and Vince Vaughn put together, so I was very entertained!

Then tonight, because my mom felt bad that I didn’t get to go see “Superman Returns,” (or maybe she just wanted an excuse to see that cute boy in tights again), we went to a totally different drive in where it was playing! The only cats there were on the screen though, during “Garfield, a tale of two kitties,” which I actually watched most of. And the first hour of Superman was really good, then I fell asleep, oh but not before I got some pizza!

I love the drive in!