Daylight Scamming Time
Daylight Savings Time is a scam! You can reset your clocks if you want to, but it won’t make your days shorter now and longer later, it’s all psychological. And you can’t reset me - I know when it’s dinner time! And I think it is completely un-American to make me wait a whole extra hour! So I say it’s time to Fall back to reality folks, I’m hungry!
