Pinky
This is Pinky 
I HATE Pinky!! 
I like to just sit and chomp on his head. 
He doesn’t squeak or anything, but I know it hurts him and that’s all that matters. Sometimes Pinky disappears for days or even weeks at a time, when I know he’s off plotting world domination. But he always turns up again eventually, and I chomp on his head again. My family thinks I’m obsessed! They even did one of those popartpet.com portraits that they do to demonstrate my Pinky problem! But as long as I can chomp on Pinky’s head… no problem.
