{"id":86,"date":"2006-04-12T23:33:30","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T04:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2006\/04\/12\/pinky\/"},"modified":"2006-04-12T23:36:02","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T04:36:02","slug":"pinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2006\/04\/12\/pinky\/","title":{"rendered":"Pinky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is Pinky <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image82\" style=\"height: 263px\" height=\"263\" alt=\"pinky\" src=\"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/pinky.JPG\" width=\"217\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I <strong>HATE<\/strong> Pinky!!\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image85\" style=\"width: 222px; height: 245px\" height=\"245\" alt=\"me&#038;pinky\" src=\"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/pinky2.JPG\" width=\"222\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I like to just sit and chomp on his head. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image84\" style=\"width: 203px; height: 285px\" height=\"285\" alt=\"me&#038;pinky\" src=\"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/pinky11.JPG\" width=\"203\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t squeak or anything, but I know it hurts him and that&#8217;s all that matters. Sometimes Pinky disappears for days or even weeks at a time, when I know he&#8217;s off plotting world domination. But he always turns up again eventually, and I chomp on his head again. My family thinks I&#8217;m obsessed! They even did one of those <a title=\"pop art pet\" href=\"http:\/\/popartpet.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">popartpet.com<\/a> portraits that they do to demonstrate my <a title=\"Pinky portrait\" href=\"http:\/\/popartpet.com\/images\/comic7.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Pinky problem<\/a>! But as long as I can chomp on Pinky&#8217;s head&#8230; no problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Pinky I HATE Pinky!!\u00a0 \u00a0 I like to just sit and chomp on his head. He doesn&#8217;t squeak or anything, but I know it hurts him and that&#8217;s all that matters. Sometimes Pinky disappears for days or even weeks at a time, when I know he&#8217;s off plotting world domination. But he always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}