{"id":8,"date":"2002-04-17T21:03:48","date_gmt":"2002-04-18T02:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2002\/04\/17\/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-my-toys\/"},"modified":"2002-04-17T21:03:48","modified_gmt":"2002-04-18T02:03:48","slug":"the-trials-and-tribulations-of-my-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2002\/04\/17\/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-my-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"The trials and tribulations of my toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has not been a good week to be one of my toys.  A couple of days ago I was in the middle of a game of keep-away with my second favorite toy, my squeaky hedgehog.  The game had moved onto the balcony when suddenly it took a dangerous turn for the hedgehog.  One minute he&#8217;s sailing back and forth just over my head, the next he ricochets right thru the railing and down to the ground.  It was a little upsetting.  I could see him just laying down there, lifeless on the decorative bed of rocks.  But my mom took me downstairs to rescue him.  I carried him all the way back inside and I&#8217;m happy to report he was no worse for wear.<br \/>\nThen today, and I don&#8217;t know how this happened, I go to the kitchen to get a drink of water, and there is my most favorite toy, my squeaky ball, IN my water bowl.  I will be conducting an in-depth investigation into this incident.  My mom retrieved the ball from my bowl and squeezed the excess water out in the sink, but then she wouldn&#8217;t let me have it!  She put it in a windowsill and said I could play with it when it dries.  I whined for a bit but to no avail, so I decided to take it out on the hedgehog.  This time I kept him away from the balcony.<br \/>\nIf this keeps up I&#8217;ll need <a href=\"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/graphic\/dest.html\">new toys to torture<\/a>.  It&#8217;s a good thing my birthday is only 7 days away!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has not been a good week to be one of my toys. A couple of days ago I was in the middle of a game of keep-away with my second favorite toy, my squeaky hedgehog. The game had moved onto the balcony when suddenly it took a dangerous turn for the hedgehog. One minute [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}