{"id":660,"date":"2008-01-22T18:14:11","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T23:14:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2008\/01\/22\/poor-me\/"},"modified":"2008-01-24T00:22:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T05:22:17","slug":"poor-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2008\/01\/22\/poor-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My family has been laid up, they&#8217;re all sick &amp; injured. So nobody pays any attention to me, I&#8217;ve been bored and neglected..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/bored.jpg\" alt=\"bored.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>plus nobody ever feeds me.<\/p>\n<p>(what?? you don&#8217;t believe me?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My family has been laid up, they&#8217;re all sick &amp; injured. So nobody pays any attention to me, I&#8217;ve been bored and neglected.. plus nobody ever feeds me. (what?? you don&#8217;t believe me?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}