{"id":305,"date":"2006-10-30T20:32:26","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T01:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2006\/10\/30\/fall-back\/"},"modified":"2006-10-30T20:32:26","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T01:32:26","slug":"fall-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2006\/10\/30\/fall-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Fall Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whyyyyyy(ne)? is my mother waiting so long to feed me my dinner??!!<\/p>\n<p>She keeps saying something about me falling backwards. I don&#8217;t know what the heck she&#8217;s talking about. And that it&#8217;s not really late I just think it is.<\/p>\n<p>But I have heard this story before.. and if it&#8217;s not late then whyyyyyy(ne) is it so dark outside, huh?!<\/p>\n<p>And what is this daylight savings time thing anyway?<\/p>\n<p>Is this some sort of Halloween trick?<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s just a scam and I&#8217;m hungry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whyyyyyy(ne)? is my mother waiting so long to feed me my dinner??!! She keeps saying something about me falling backwards. I don&#8217;t know what the heck she&#8217;s talking about. And that it&#8217;s not really late I just think it is. But I have heard this story before.. and if it&#8217;s not late then whyyyyyy(ne) is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}