{"id":109,"date":"2006-05-08T21:56:17","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T02:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2006\/05\/08\/be-kind-to-kylie\/"},"modified":"2006-05-09T02:30:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-09T07:30:59","slug":"be-kind-to-kylie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/2006\/05\/08\/be-kind-to-kylie\/","title":{"rendered":"Be kind to Kylie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week was “be kind to animals week,” but you know what they did to me? Well they spotted a suspicious bump on my eyelid, and especially since the “toe incident<\/a>” no bump shall be left un-poked! So I went to see Dr. Monica, the greatest vet ever, and she literally poked me in the eyelid! She got some gunk out and looked at it in a microscope and said it doesn’t look like anything to worry about, probably just a mildly infected hair follicle. So now three times a day we have to put a warm compress on my eye for a couple minutes, then put some goop on it. Tomorrow I have to go back to Dr. Monica for a re-check.<\/p>\n

Here’s the bright side and why Monica is the greatest vet ever.. everytime I go see her I get a whole jar of babyfood!! And sometimes she even sticks an extra jar in my mom’s purse. This started when I went for acupuncture<\/a> a couple years ago. I had hurt my shoulder playing outside and couldn’t shake the limp, so they decided that sticking a bunch of needles in me would fix me. I was skeptical. But it worked! I had one session a week for four weeks, and after the second one, no more limping! And what was even weirder, it didn’t hurt at all. Then when I was done, I got babyfood – yumm! I highly recommend it – acupuncture<\/a> AND babyfood!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last week was “be kind to animals week,” but you know what they did to me? Well they spotted a suspicious bump on my eyelid, and especially since the “toe incident” no bump shall be left un-poked! So I went to see Dr. Monica, the greatest vet ever, and she literally poked me in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kyliedog.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}