Whyyyyyy(ne)? is my mother waiting so long to feed me my dinner??!!
She keeps saying something about me falling backwards. I don’t know what the heck she’s talking about. And that it’s not really late I just think it is.
But I have heard this story before.. and if it’s not late then whyyyyyy(ne) is it so dark outside, huh?!
And what is this daylight savings time thing anyway?
Is this some sort of Halloween trick?
I think it’s just a scam and I’m hungry!