I’ve started a new business.
Being the entrepreneur that I am it seemed like a great way to make some cool cash on a hot day. The only problem is that it is actually too hot to work outside and I’m not getting much foot traffic inside. So I had to jack up the price as much as the market would tolerate.
(unfortunately the cents sign was built in)
Then I got the idea to put out a tip jar with a friendly request, “TIPS (expected)”.
If I don’t start seeing more profits soon, I may have to switch to lemon martinis instead.